Thursday, March 15, 2007

COKE AND FRUIT JUICE

Don't they make strange bed fellows?

Chota Munnabhai: " Mama why are coke companies
selling Orange Juice"

Mama :" I don't know my son"

Chota Munnabhai: " They don't want us to drink coke
because it is bad for health- that is why they want us to drink fruit juice- How nice of them Mama"

Mama:" They should have installed reverse osmosis
plants and made the coke more palatable- The same
standards that applies to American or European coke"

Chota Munnbhai: " The coke guys are simply beating round the bush"

Sunday, October 29, 2006

"MUMMY MUMMY HAVE THE COKE COMPANIES INSTALLED RO PLANTS LIKE
WE HAVE AT THOME"- Chota Munna Bhai

"I don't know beta"

"I assume the coke companies 'ARGUMENT' is when
we Indians eat food, fish milk AND drink water which have a very high pesticide content and hence not worth installing RO plants" -MUMMY


"When Amercians have coke made out of RO water and we Indians drink coke made from from Multiple filtration water, I feel it is very very unfair -MUMMY" - Chota Munna Bhai

"Yes beta we must fight and see that the coke companies that make huge profits, should
install RO plants- We all Indians feel bad that we are discriminated even now" -MUMMMY

"Yes Mummy we should also drink coke which contains less than .5 ppm as the Americans do"
"We are in no way inferior to the Americans-
they should not under estimate human values" -

Chota Munna Bhai

"That is true beta- who is going to drive sense into
these coke companies" - MUMMY

Monday, September 18, 2006

GETTING CONFUSED


MUMMY I AM GETTING CONFUSED READING THE NEWSPAPERS MAGAZINES ALL SAY IT IS NOT GOOD TO DRINK COKE. THE SCHOOL CANTEEN HAS STOPPED SELLING COKE- I LOVE COKE WHAT SHOULD I DO - MAMA - CHOTA MUNNA BHAI

CHOTU- YOU ARE EATING MY BRAIN FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS: I will tell you the facts and you decide to drink COKE or not to drink coke- the bollywood stars are drinking coke for sure.


Pesticide residues in :
MILK 5 to 50 parts per billion (ppb)
VEGETABLES 10 to 50 ppb

FISH and MUTTON 200-9000 ppb
THE IDEAL WATER OR COKE SHOULD HAVE 0.5 PARTS PER MILLION. THIS IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN ADVANCED COUNTRIES LIKE USA .
INDIA HAS A BIG POPOPULATION OF ONE BILLION AND TO FEED
THESE MILLIONS WE HAVE TO USE LARGE AMOUNTS OF PESTICIDES AND FERTILIZERS WHICH INVARIABLY GETS INTO THE FOOD CHAIN.

THE COKE COMPANIES CLAIM LESS THAN O.5 FROM THEIR ADVANCED TESTING METHODS ABROAD.

ONE THING FOR SURE BETA - YOU ARE GOOD IN THE NUMBER GAME
YOU KNOW WHAT IS SAFE -MAMA



COKE AND CAMELS

MUMMY MUMMY the other day I saw people feeding
a camel with coke - Why ? Chota Munna Bai

CHOTU: I think the camel was suffering from indigestion.

Friday, September 01, 2006

MUMMY MUMMY : HOW DOES PESTICIDES GET INTO COKE ? Chota Munna Bhai.

Dear Chotu - Sugar and Water used in coke may contain traces of
pesticides which need to be removed. The water used by
coke companies remove most of the pesticides by MULTIPLE
BARRIER FILTRATION PROCESS. Sugar is carefully selected
for the least traces of pesticides. What is MULTIPLE BARRIER
FILTRATION PROCESS? BETA: In simple terms it goes through at
least 4 stages of purfication - The last stage being Utra Violet radiation
to kill the bacteria. MUMMY MUMMY : Why don't the cola compnies
INSTALL BIG BIG REVERSE OSMOSIS PLANTS. We installed
one small RO plant in our house. CHOTU - You are getting
very very inquisitive. I do not know beta RO PLANTS MAY BE
EXPENSIVE TO INSTALL.

MAMA DO THE COKE COMPANIES IN THE UNITED STATES
HAVE RO PLANTS...Chotu

I DON'T KNOW BETA

WHEN BOLLYWOOD STARS DRINK COKE IT MUST BE SURELY
SAFE - Chotu



Monday, August 28, 2006

MY MOTHER TOLD TO ME DRINK COKE ONLY Be COZ : by Chota Munna Bhai

In India Milk and Municipal and School tap water is more dangerous b.coz it contains 1000's of times more pesticides and so much harmones in Milk that my class mates became very big.

My class mate's father is a Big Political Man, she drinks only coke and mineral water. But her father telling everyone don't drink coke. But he is having crates and crates of coke.

Sunday, August 27, 2006


SIMPLY OUT OF FOCUS

ARE COLAS HARMFUL?

ASK MY BOSS -ASK MY POLITICAL BIGWIGS

ASK THE BOLLYWOOD STARS

WE WANT IT JOBS

WE WANT GREENCARDS

WE WANT US EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS

WE WANT COMPUTER CHIPS SORRY NO
POTATO CHIPS OR COLADRINKS FROM THE US

WE BOAST OF OUR CHILDREN DOING GREAT IN THE IN THE UNITED STATES AND HAVE COLADRINKS WITH BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER.

OUR INDIAN BORN VEDESHIS LIVE ON COKE
OUR SWADESHIS ALSO WANT COKE.

JUST GUESS WHAT WHOSE AND WHERE
LIES THE VESTED INTEREST